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22 January 2010 @ 08:44 pm
Fanfic Johnny's chat  

Title: Johnny's chat II
Author: natsupi 
Pairing: Akame
Genre: pure crack
Rating: NC-17
Summary: A chat full of johnny's XD

Akanishi~: Hey Kame, What r u wearing? I can’t wait to see you tonight…

You can call me Ikuta-san: WTF?! WHY? WHY ME? T___T I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YOUR GAY SHIT
WITH KAME!!! BTW FUCK YOU JIN!

Koki –theworldismine-: I’m ashamed that he is in the same group as me… You should feel sorry for me D:

Koyama: I think their cute…

Evil Ryo: Yeah well that’s because you’re a fag yourself that’s why.

*Nino*: Damn it Ryo what did I tell you about your evil words D:

Akanishi~: Fuck I didn’t know everybody was going to see this

You can call me Ikuta-san: yeah it’s called a chatbox :/

YamapixRamen=Love: So you being tough was all an act huh jin?

Kame-chan: Wow Jin you’re really stupid aren’t you?

You can call me Ikuta-san: I hate you fags… And I hate all the Akame lovers too >_> they must die…

Koyama: well thanks for telling me that Ryo, I finally can live without any confusion in my life ¬.¬

Evil Ryo: You’re welcome ;D

Massuperman: Hellooooooow

Domyouji: Damn you guys are weird…

*Nino*: Fuck who the hell invited him out?!

Kame-chan: He… He is your own band-mate o.o

Who wants a t-shirt!: So anybody interested in some t-shirts with my gf’s name and my name on it?

Massuperman: Why is everybody always ignoring me…

Shintelegent: Kato shigeaki desu doumo~! Hello massu!

You can call me Ikuta-san: You do know that intelligent is with two L’s and a i right?

Shigentelligent: Ofcourse I knew hahah!

Evil Ryo: Yeah laugh try to cover your idiot behavior what makes you not so Intelligent

Akanishi~: Why isn’t everybody flaming pi for what he just asked us?!

Domyouji: Nino you fuck! I’m gonna kick your ass D:< [Is in DoS mood]

You can call me Ikuta-san: Fucking hell, I’m not your friend anymore Pi this is just too much fuck you and your t-shirts!

Evil Ryo: You fucking bitches stop embarrassing our group, fuck this I’m part of kanjani8 in this chat

Koyamama: You can be such a big meanie

Ueda –I’m famous-: Such an ungrateful guy…

YamapixRamen=Love: Never mind the t-shirts…

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Eroprince Tegod: Sorry for joining so late but I had to check myself in the mirror and forgot about the time hehe

Koki-theworldismine-: God you love yourself don’t you…

Akanishi~: There’s not much to love though XD

Evil Ryo: Wow Ueda who told you that lie about you being famous?! I pity you D:

Eroprince Tegod: JIN D:<

Ueda-I’m famous-: FUCKING CUNT RYO!

Aibaba: Yo~

Akanishi~: Usero Tegoshi! D:<

Domyouji: Aiba aren’t you supposed to be filming MMA with Riida?

Koyamama: Hey don’t talk to my tegoshi like that.

Aibaba: OH SHIT… Better get the fuck out of this gay chat D:

Massuperman: HE’S MINE KOYAMA GO FIND YOUR OWN FAG-PARTNER

Koki-theworldismine-: I wonder why there is so much hate in this chat…

Shintelligent: Hey I thought I was your fag-partner Koyama T__T We even shared a bed D:

Evil Ryo: OMG KOKI YOUR NOT GONNA TELL ME YOUR TURNING GAY TOO?!

You can call me Ikuta-san: Ne Pi your kiss in BB is the crappiest kiss I ever have seen XDDDD

Akanishi~:  LMAO!! Agree with you! Shut up koyafag D:< I can talk how I want to, to that gay fag member of yours!

Yamapi: Why am I always being the one attacked in this chat D: I didn’t even say anything…

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Kame-chan: Hey everyone check this out!! “The Artist You Want to Kiss”

1st: Kazuya Kamenashi
2nd: Jun Matsumoto
3rd: Shigeru Joushima
4th: Koichi Domoto
5th: Jin Akanishi
6th: Kazunari Ninomiya
7th: Sho Sakurai
8th: Satoshi Ohno
9th: Toma Ikuta
10th: Masaki Aiba

11th: Yamashite Tomohisa

You can call me Ikuta-san: You just put this here because you we’re number one >_>

 

Domyouji: What? I’m number 2?! WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS SHIT?! NUMBER 2?? HELL NO!

 

Ueda-I’m famous-: It doesn’t surprise me Ryo isn’t in it XD

 

Akanishi~: Wow… nr. 5 like I would kiss any of my fans XDDD THOSE FANS ARE CRAZY PPL XD DREAMY FUCKERS XDDD

 

Evil Ryo: You would even kiss a hamster you fucking horny fag! @ueda You aren’t even in the whole fucking list, I’m on the 13th place so you better STFU!

 

Yamapi: Wtf? They misspelled my name D:<

 

*Nino*: Luckii~! Number 6! Jun whats your problem? Your number 2? You can’t always be number one you know ¬.¬

 

Akanishi~: Pi, that’s because you’re not important XD

 

You can call me Ikuta-san: Well at least I’m in the list :D But fuck no who would want to kiss Shigeru?! D:

 

Shintelligent: Maybe they had it mistaken and they had to write my name instead.

 

Koki-theworldismine-: HELL NO!! Your dreaming Shige XD

 

Koyamama: Why am I not in the list T__T Even massu is in it…

 

Massuperman: Well thnx for that koyama >_>

 

Eroprince Tegod: IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!! IMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW COME I’M NOT IN THE TOP 10?! NOBODY CAN RESIST MY GIRLY FULL LIPS!!

 

Akanishi~: Because you’re a fucking fag and your fugly, even though you did plastic surgery!! >:D

 

Domyouji: Wow you guys are bad ass muthafuckers XDDD NINO STFU COME SAY THAT SHIT IN MY FACE AND WE’LL SEE!!

 

*Nino*: oooh… now I’m scared >_>

 

Evil Ryo: DON’T TOUCH NINO OR I’LL CUT YOUR ASS OFF

 

Massuperman: Is that even possible?

 

Evil Ryo: Shall I demonstrate it on you Massu?

 

Massuperman: Never mind… D:

 

Akanishi~: Why the hell are you so protective about Ninomiya anyway? I think somebody is turning gay…

 

Ueda-I’m Famous-: HELL YEAH

 

Evil Ryo: I think somebody is already gay >_>

 

YamapixRamen=Love: Hey it’s time to eat!! Where is my bentou!! XD

 

Akanishi~: Ahh fuck you Ryo!

 

Eroprince Tegod: Ne Jin you are the gayest fucker in this chat, just so you know… AND I DIDN’T DO PLASTIC SURGERY YOU ASSHOLE!!

 

Just call me Ikuta-san: God can’t you guys just talk normally with each other without cursing and flaming in this chat?

 

Koyamama: Totally agree with you toma! Even though your kind of aggressive too…

 

Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Awww this is the second time you guys leave me out this chat!! D: T___T

 

Shintelligent: Haha Tegoshi is getting mad XD I never saw him this mad before!

 

Nakamaru-san: EHHHH I have been left out to D: I thought only Taguchi would be left out because of his stupidness D:

 

Koki-theworldismine-: We don’t like scaredy cats XDD

 

Evil Ryo: Taguchi is at least not such a scaredy cat like you, he is only rlly weird O.o And kind of gay too mostly gay.

 

Ueda-I’m famous-: And who are you to judge?

 

Evil Ryo: You better fuck the hell  off Ueda!

 

Aibaba: Yay we’re done filming MMA!! Lets do some freaky things together ARASHII!!

Akanishi~: I always thought Arashi was doing kinky orgy’s together, but now I know for sure!

 

Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Don’t talk so rude about our senpai’s!!

 

Domyouji: No let him say shit, he thinks now he has debuted and starred in a movie he is the man LOL go fuck some foreigners >_>

 

Just call me Ikuta-san: Holy fucking shit just leave the fucking chat Junno PLEASE…

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Kame-chan: Its time for bath Jin~

 

Evil Ryo: … No … No…

 

*Nino*: Wow they’re like… Really really gay O.O

 

YamapixRamen=Love: Homosexuals are gay right?

 

Akanishi~: Are you doing this on purpose? Your rlly not funny you fuck! D:<

 

Koki-theworldismine-: Ne pi, won’t your girl like be pissed if she sees your nickname?

 

Domyouji: WHO THE FUCK CARES??

 

Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Toma T__T

 

YamapixRamen =Love : Never something will ever come in between my love for RAMEN YOU HEAR ME NEVER EVER NEVER SHIT NO!

 

Massuperman: You guys we better not mention the word Ramen too much when he’s with us… O.o

 

Eroprince Tegod: I’m cho hot… I’m gonna fuck a blonde girl laterzz

 

Koki-theworldismine-: You fuck a girl?! XDDDD

 

Akanishi~: Tegoshi :o I didn’t know you we’re a lesbian O.O!

 

Just call me Ikuta-san: I’m gonna leave too Ciao~ Have fun bathing Jin~!

 

Eroprince Tegod: Just go do some gayshit with kame while I have a good time with pussy >:D

 

Aibaba: I saw a whole other side of all you guys in this chat… O.o I feel so manly  now XD

 

*Nino*: Your not aiba, believe me -_-;

 

Sho-newscasterrapperidol: T___T

 

Domjouyi: What are you crying for fag?

 

Just call me Ikuta-san: Whats up with your nick Sakurai? Feeling superior?!

 

Kame-chan: Sorry jin there is no bathing gel anymore D:

 

Evil Ryo: SRSLY FUCK OFF KAME!!

 

Sho-newscasterrapperidol: No… I’m not feeling superior, and I’m not a fag I just find you guys stupid for having such a chat without me >_>

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Shintelligent: NEWS IS LEAVING THIS CHAT!!

 

Aibaba: OH YEAH WELL YOUR STUPID OKAY?!

 

Koyamama: Ehh already?? But tegoshi went to fuck a blonde girl on LJ??

 

Riida: Shut up aiba…

 

Nakamaru: Hey it can talk!!

 

Massuperman: Tegoshi went to do what...! T___T

 

Riida: Your talking to me boy?? I will throw you of a building bitch!

 

Nakamaru: Massu I’ll always be there for you, I wouldn’t choose pussy above you ;D

 

Evil Ryo: Perfect example of gayness XD

 

Akanishi~: FUCK YOU FUCKING KAME IHU!! FUCKER WHY YOU KEEP ON HUMILIATING ME D:< AND BTW YOUR ASS IS TOO HAIRY 

Just call me Ikuta-san: I’m leaving this chat, and I know I will have too puke several times today.

 

Koki-theworldismine-: Eww… you saw his ass? Damn I rlly never want to see you guys anymore.

 

Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Yeah… and you guys think I’m the weird one in KAT-TUN…

 

Evil Ryo: Your still weird O.o…

 

Ueda-I’m famous-: You’re the weirdest >_>

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*Nino*: Arashi is going to leave this chat too~ Gotta go make some single’s again who all will be on number one on all the oricon/music charts >:D

 

Nakamaru: *sigh* I guess I’ll leave too…

 

YamapixRamen=Love: Shige is right we have to go beat this bitches of Arashi ¬_¬

 

Eroprince Tegod: YEAH FUCKERS THINK THEY’RE BETTER THAN US WUHAHAH

 

Sho-newscasterrapperidol: You ain’t gonna do shit better than us HAHAH

 

Riida: Stop wasting your time with these fags lets rule the world >:D

 

Akanishi~: Ok… I don’t know why you guys are arguing about this even though KAT-TUN is better than all your bitch ass groups…? Kind of pointless ne~!

 

Koyamama: OK NOW YOUR PISSING ME OFF BOY D:< YOU BETTER STFU CAUSE NEWS RULES!!

 

Just call me Ikuta-san: I thought I should leave this chat but I just wanna make this clear, you are all gay fugly J-groups, you can’t sing, can’t dance short said HAVE NO TALENT. So just stop whining like little bitches and face the facts YOU ARE GAAY!!!

That’s all bye everyone ;-)

 

Koki-theworldismine-: word!!

 

Kame-chan: Wow… that was harsh :(

 

YamapixRamen=Love : Ramen??

 

Akanishi~ : STFU WITH YOUR FUCKING RAMEN D :<

 

Evil Ryo: Fuck everyone!! GOODBYE

 

Ueda-I’m famous-: OMG RYO YOUR GONNA KILL YOURSELF??? Please say yes please say yes please say yes!

 

Evil Ryo: Ass licking hole!!

 

Koki-theworldismine-: What?

 

This chat has been ended due the use of too much abusive words, please contact the service line to gain possibility to re-open this chat.


[N/T: Lol I finally posted this fic XD But this one is rlly long so it took a bit longer... and i added arashi to it this time X3 Anyway I think this is the last one :D Unless you guys want me to make another one X3 I will make some other fics too]


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/: Jin \\ go club get cakeyararanger on January 22nd, 2010 09:19 pm (UTC)
I totally didn't think I would find this as funny as I did XD; I laughed so much~ I think my favourite part was this one:

Eroprince Tegod: I’m cho hot… I’m gonna fuck a blonde girl laterzz

Koki-theworldismine-: You fuck a girl?! XDDDD

Akanishi~: Tegoshi :o I didn’t know you we’re a lesbian O.O!


*giggles* Thank you for sharing this!
Adila: MassuPi RAWL!laxdia14 on January 23rd, 2010 12:47 am (UTC)
OMG ROFLMAO WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN ♥
FRIKKIN' HILLARIOUS.

More, plz? :D
virtuoussin85virtuoussin85 on January 23rd, 2010 02:30 am (UTC)
That was so awesome! It totally had me laughing the whole time, and still!! ^_^

And if you can, you really should do more. I'm sure it'll be just as funny.
badbatazzbadbatazz on January 23rd, 2010 08:12 am (UTC)
hahahh... this just crack me up.
orojaoroja on January 23rd, 2010 09:29 am (UTC)
Oh God, I almost forgot that Akame even exist. And whatever people would say - Arashi rules in chatroom. Or maybe just Nino? ;)
Thanks for sharing xD
☆Eriyamapiislove on January 23rd, 2010 11:29 am (UTC)
OMG, that was fucking hilarious!
I think I died from laughing!
I feel so sorry for Toma xD He has to go through all that Akame stuff.
and how stupid can Jin be to not realize he's in a chatroom? xD
Stupis Pi and is T-shirts. and his love for ramen xDDD
Toma wants to leave but keeps coming back. Ryo's name XDDD

Evil Ryo: DON’T TOUCH NINO OR I’LL CUT YOUR ASS OFF



Massuperman: Is that even possible?



Evil Ryo: Shall I demonstrate it on you Massu?



Massuperman: Never mind… D:


OH.MY.GOD. that was just priceless! and Massu is so innocent XD

Oh God, I think I should stop before I continue to ramble o more. Seriously, this was just hilarious. Thanks! :D
massu_komassu_ko on January 23rd, 2010 06:33 pm (UTC)
Massuperman: HE’S MINE KOYAMA GO FIND YOUR OWN FAG-PARTNER
Massu_ko: Woah!!shocked!O.o Massu! you said "fag!"xD Haha (and here I am.. thinking that I AM ur fag-partner x(.. ) XD

Akanishi~: Wow… nr. 5 like I would kiss any of my fans XDDD THOSE FANS ARE CRAZY PPL XD DREAMY FUCKERS XDDD
dREAMY F**er massu_ko: So NOT TRUE!!XD

Evil Ryo: DON’T TOUCH NINO OR I’LL CUT YOUR ASS OFF
Massuperman: Is that even possible?
Evil Ryo: Shall I demonstrate it on you Massu?
Massuperman: Never mind… D:
Massu_ko: Go do it NOW Ryo!!XD

Just call me Ikuta-san: ...you are all gay fugly J-groups, you can’t sing, can’t dance short said HAVE NO TALENT. So just stop whining like little bitches and face the facts YOU ARE GAAY!!!
Massu_ko: Toma!! ur to mean here! Are you drunk?!..Aren't you gay too??XD

-I was really LOL while reading this! I hope you could write more!:D -sorry It became long coz of copying and pasting..hehe :D


liquid_drop on January 24th, 2010 11:12 am (UTC)
Please make another *puppy eyes* I can't stop laughing . *rolls of my bed* Hahahaha!!!!!

Tat-chan really wants ryo to die in here
Ice Tea: Sho & Ninootakuhaspie on January 25th, 2010 07:56 am (UTC)
OMG. xDDDDD This is priceles.. :DDD 'kinky orgy’s' It friggin' killed meeee!!! XDDDDDD And the one about 'go fuck some foreigners' was pretty priceless too.... Love you for doing this xDDD *huggle~*
watanabe_jewatanabe_je on January 25th, 2010 08:39 am (UTC)
hahaha!

it's not advisable to have them all on the same chat room...

thanks for this one!
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Natsupinatsupi on February 20th, 2010 07:32 pm (UTC)
Re: понравилось
You think? XD Lol Thanx!
hozrienhozrien on February 27th, 2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
OMG XD I so want more for this lol
(ノ´ヮ´)ノ*:・゚✧almightymir on August 28th, 2010 08:52 am (UTC)
i've never laughed so damn hard for a fic before. XD; i love how you keep making pi randomly go "ramen?" and jin being all pissed off. XD;

BEST FIC LMAO. <3
anna。glooms on August 28th, 2010 11:04 am (UTC)
LOL. you should write another one. this is full of win!