Title: Johnny's chat II
Genre: pure crack
Summary: A chat full of johnny's XD
Akanishi~: Hey Kame, What r u wearing? I can’t wait to see you tonight…
You can call me Ikuta-san: WTF?! WHY? WHY ME? T___T I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YOUR GAY SHIT
WITH KAME!!! BTW FUCK YOU JIN!
Koki –theworldismine-: I’m ashamed that he is in the same group as me… You should feel sorry for me D:
Koyama: I think their cute…
Evil Ryo: Yeah well that’s because you’re a fag yourself that’s why.
*Nino*: Damn it Ryo what did I tell you about your evil words D:
Akanishi~: Fuck I didn’t know everybody was going to see this
You can call me Ikuta-san: yeah it’s called a chatbox :/
YamapixRamen=Love: So you being tough was all an act huh jin?
Kame-chan: Wow Jin you’re really stupid aren’t you?
You can call me Ikuta-san: I hate you fags… And I hate all the Akame lovers too >_> they must die…
Koyama: well thanks for telling me that Ryo, I finally can live without any confusion in my life ¬.¬
Evil Ryo: You’re welcome ;D
Domyouji: Damn you guys are weird…
*Nino*: Fuck who the hell invited him out?!
Kame-chan: He… He is your own band-mate o.o
Who wants a t-shirt!: So anybody interested in some t-shirts with my gf’s name and my name on it?
Massuperman: Why is everybody always ignoring me…
Shintelegent: Kato shigeaki desu doumo~! Hello massu!
You can call me Ikuta-san: You do know that intelligent is with two L’s and a i right?
Shigentelligent: Ofcourse I knew hahah!
Evil Ryo: Yeah laugh try to cover your idiot behavior what makes you not so Intelligent
Akanishi~: Why isn’t everybody flaming pi for what he just asked us?!
Domyouji: Nino you fuck! I’m gonna kick your ass D:< [Is in DoS mood]
You can call me Ikuta-san: Fucking hell, I’m not your friend anymore Pi this is just too much fuck you and your t-shirts!
Evil Ryo: You fucking bitches stop embarrassing our group, fuck this I’m part of kanjani8 in this chat
Koyamama: You can be such a big meanie
Ueda –I’m famous-: Such an ungrateful guy…
YamapixRamen=Love: Never mind the t-shirts…
Eroprince Tegod: Sorry for joining so late but I had to check myself in the mirror and forgot about the time hehe
Koki-theworldismine-: God you love yourself don’t you…
Akanishi~: There’s not much to love though XD
Evil Ryo: Wow Ueda who told you that lie about you being famous?! I pity you D:
Eroprince Tegod: JIN D:<
Ueda-I’m famous-: FUCKING CUNT RYO!
Akanishi~: Usero Tegoshi! D:<
Domyouji: Aiba aren’t you supposed to be filming MMA with Riida?
Koyamama: Hey don’t talk to my tegoshi like that.
Aibaba: OH SHIT… Better get the fuck out of this gay chat D:
Massuperman: HE’S MINE KOYAMA GO FIND YOUR OWN FAG-PARTNER
Koki-theworldismine-: I wonder why there is so much hate in this chat…
Shintelligent: Hey I thought I was your fag-partner Koyama T__T We even shared a bed D:
Evil Ryo: OMG KOKI YOUR NOT GONNA TELL ME YOUR TURNING GAY TOO?!
You can call me Ikuta-san: Ne Pi your kiss in BB is the crappiest kiss I ever have seen XDDDD
Akanishi~: LMAO!! Agree with you! Shut up koyafag D:< I can talk how I want to, to that gay fag member of yours!
Yamapi: Why am I always being the one attacked in this chat D: I didn’t even say anything…
Kame-chan: Hey everyone check this out!! “The Artist You Want to Kiss”
1st: Kazuya Kamenashi
2nd: Jun Matsumoto
3rd: Shigeru Joushima
4th: Koichi Domoto
5th: Jin Akanishi
6th: Kazunari Ninomiya
7th: Sho Sakurai
8th: Satoshi Ohno
9th: Toma Ikuta
10th: Masaki Aiba
11th: Yamashite Tomohisa
You can call me Ikuta-san: You just put this here because you we’re number one >_>
Domyouji: What? I’m number 2?! WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS SHIT?! NUMBER 2?? HELL NO!
Ueda-I’m famous-: It doesn’t surprise me Ryo isn’t in it XD
Akanishi~: Wow… nr. 5 like I would kiss any of my fans XDDD THOSE FANS ARE CRAZY PPL XD DREAMY FUCKERS XDDD
Evil Ryo: You would even kiss a hamster you fucking horny fag! @ueda You aren’t even in the whole fucking list, I’m on the 13th place so you better STFU!
Yamapi: Wtf? They misspelled my name D:<
*Nino*: Luckii~! Number 6! Jun whats your problem? Your number 2? You can’t always be number one you know ¬.¬
Akanishi~: Pi, that’s because you’re not important XD
You can call me Ikuta-san: Well at least I’m in the list :D But fuck no who would want to kiss Shigeru?! D:
Shintelligent: Maybe they had it mistaken and they had to write my name instead.
Koki-theworldismine-: HELL NO!! Your dreaming Shige XD
Koyamama: Why am I not in the list T__T Even massu is in it…
Massuperman: Well thnx for that koyama >_>
Eroprince Tegod: IMPOSSIBLE I TELL YOU!! IMPOSSIBLE!!! HOW COME I’M NOT IN THE TOP 10?! NOBODY CAN RESIST MY GIRLY FULL LIPS!!
Akanishi~: Because you’re a fucking fag and your fugly, even though you did plastic surgery!! >:D
Domyouji: Wow you guys are bad ass muthafuckers XDDD NINO STFU COME SAY THAT SHIT IN MY FACE AND WE’LL SEE!!
*Nino*: oooh… now I’m scared >_>
Evil Ryo: DON’T TOUCH NINO OR I’LL CUT YOUR ASS OFF
Massuperman: Is that even possible?
Evil Ryo: Shall I demonstrate it on you Massu?
Massuperman: Never mind… D:
Akanishi~: Why the hell are you so protective about Ninomiya anyway? I think somebody is turning gay…
Ueda-I’m Famous-: HELL YEAH
Evil Ryo: I think somebody is already gay >_>
YamapixRamen=Love: Hey it’s time to eat!! Where is my bentou!! XD
Akanishi~: Ahh fuck you Ryo!
Eroprince Tegod: Ne Jin you are the gayest fucker in this chat, just so you know… AND I DIDN’T DO PLASTIC SURGERY YOU ASSHOLE!!
Just call me Ikuta-san: God can’t you guys just talk normally with each other without cursing and flaming in this chat?
Koyamama: Totally agree with you toma! Even though your kind of aggressive too…
Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Awww this is the second time you guys leave me out this chat!! D: T___T
Shintelligent: Haha Tegoshi is getting mad XD I never saw him this mad before!
Nakamaru-san: EHHHH I have been left out to D: I thought only Taguchi would be left out because of his stupidness D:
Koki-theworldismine-: We don’t like scaredy cats XDD
Evil Ryo: Taguchi is at least not such a scaredy cat like you, he is only rlly weird O.o And kind of gay too mostly gay.
Ueda-I’m famous-: And who are you to judge?
Evil Ryo: You better fuck the hell off Ueda!
Aibaba: Yay we’re done filming MMA!! Lets do some freaky things together ARASHII!!
Akanishi~: I always thought Arashi was doing kinky orgy’s together, but now I know for sure!
Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Don’t talk so rude about our senpai’s!!
Domyouji: No let him say shit, he thinks now he has debuted and starred in a movie he is the man LOL go fuck some foreigners >_>
Just call me Ikuta-san: Holy fucking shit just leave the fucking chat Junno PLEASE…
Kame-chan: Its time for bath Jin~
Evil Ryo: … No … No…
*Nino*: Wow they’re like… Really really gay O.O
YamapixRamen=Love: Homosexuals are gay right?
Akanishi~: Are you doing this on purpose? Your rlly not funny you fuck! D:<
Koki-theworldismine-: Ne pi, won’t your girl like be pissed if she sees your nickname?
Domyouji: WHO THE FUCK CARES??
Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Toma T__T
YamapixRamen =Love : Never something will ever come in between my love for RAMEN YOU HEAR ME NEVER EVER NEVER SHIT NO!
Massuperman: You guys we better not mention the word Ramen too much when he’s with us… O.o
Eroprince Tegod: I’m cho hot… I’m gonna fuck a blonde girl laterzz
Koki-theworldismine-: You fuck a girl?! XDDDD
Akanishi~: Tegoshi :o I didn’t know you we’re a lesbian O.O!
Just call me Ikuta-san: I’m gonna leave too Ciao~ Have fun bathing Jin~!
Eroprince Tegod: Just go do some gayshit with kame while I have a good time with pussy >:D
Aibaba: I saw a whole other side of all you guys in this chat… O.o I feel so manly now XD
*Nino*: Your not aiba, believe me -_-;
Domjouyi: What are you crying for fag?
Just call me Ikuta-san: Whats up with your nick Sakurai? Feeling superior?!
Kame-chan: Sorry jin there is no bathing gel anymore D:
Evil Ryo: SRSLY FUCK OFF KAME!!
Sho-newscasterrapperidol: No… I’m not feeling superior, and I’m not a fag I just find you guys stupid for having such a chat without me >_>
Shintelligent: NEWS IS LEAVING THIS CHAT!!
Aibaba: OH YEAH WELL YOUR STUPID OKAY?!
Koyamama: Ehh already?? But tegoshi went to fuck a blonde girl on LJ??
Riida: Shut up aiba…
Nakamaru: Hey it can talk!!
Massuperman: Tegoshi went to do what...! T___T
Riida: Your talking to me boy?? I will throw you of a building bitch!
Nakamaru: Massu I’ll always be there for you, I wouldn’t choose pussy above you ;D
Evil Ryo: Perfect example of gayness XD
Akanishi~: FUCK YOU FUCKING KAME IHU!! FUCKER WHY YOU KEEP ON HUMILIATING ME D:< AND BTW YOUR ASS IS TOO HAIRY
Just call me Ikuta-san: I’m leaving this chat, and I know I will have too puke several times today.
Koki-theworldismine-: Eww… you saw his ass? Damn I rlly never want to see you guys anymore.
Iruguchi deguchi taguchi desu!: Yeah… and you guys think I’m the weird one in KAT-TUN…
Evil Ryo: Your still weird O.o…
Ueda-I’m famous-: You’re the weirdest >_>
*Nino*: Arashi is going to leave this chat too~ Gotta go make some single’s again who all will be on number one on all the oricon/music charts >:D
Nakamaru: *sigh* I guess I’ll leave too…
YamapixRamen=Love: Shige is right we have to go beat this bitches of Arashi ¬_¬
Eroprince Tegod: YEAH FUCKERS THINK THEY’RE BETTER THAN US WUHAHAH
Sho-newscasterrapperidol: You ain’t gonna do shit better than us HAHAH
Riida: Stop wasting your time with these fags lets rule the world >:D
Akanishi~: Ok… I don’t know why you guys are arguing about this even though KAT-TUN is better than all your bitch ass groups…? Kind of pointless ne~!
Koyamama: OK NOW YOUR PISSING ME OFF BOY D:< YOU BETTER STFU CAUSE NEWS RULES!!
Just call me Ikuta-san: I thought I should leave this chat but I just wanna make this clear, you are all gay fugly J-groups, you can’t sing, can’t dance short said HAVE NO TALENT. So just stop whining like little bitches and face the facts YOU ARE GAAY!!!
That’s all bye everyone ;-)
Kame-chan: Wow… that was harsh :(
YamapixRamen=Love : Ramen??
Akanishi~ : STFU WITH YOUR FUCKING RAMEN D :<
Evil Ryo: Fuck everyone!! GOODBYE
Ueda-I’m famous-: OMG RYO YOUR GONNA KILL YOURSELF??? Please say yes please say yes please say yes!
Evil Ryo: Ass licking hole!!
This chat has been ended due the use of too much abusive words, please contact the service line to gain possibility to re-open this chat.
[N/T: Lol I finally posted this fic XD But this one is rlly long so it took a bit longer... and i added arashi to it this time X3 Anyway I think this is the last one :D Unless you guys want me to make another one X3 I will make some other fics too]
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